Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500  employees and has the following statistics:

 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

 7 have been arrested for fraud

 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least  2 businesses

 3 have done time for assault

 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

 Can you guess which organization this is?

 Give up yet?

 It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

 The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of
 new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.